394 definitions by J

lindows

a great os, made by linux, the greatest of them all, runs most of all applications you fucking noobs, cheaper and better than windows, never crashes, never freezes, fast, relieble, and the best os for internet users, just as easy as windows, maybe easier.

lindows owns windows

by J March 6, 2004

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

SUV

The Lacrosse Mom-mobile.

Lacrosse is to SUV as Soccer is to Minivan. Put that on your SAT test.

by J May 5, 2004

bunz

The act of getting ass

I caught mad bunz last weekend.

by J November 2, 2003

dune coon

A racial slur used to decribe a person in the Middle East

Stupid dune coons got shot by the US Army.

by J May 14, 2003

kicked MySelf to the curb

to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.

"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"

by J January 21, 2004

condescending

Law School professor who talks to students like they are first graders.

The condescending Pat Bob said: "Mr. Whitten, will you tell me when I can continue talking."

by J February 1, 2005