Usually a middle ranking manager,often found in banking or financial services, who cares only about his own advancement irregardless, and usually at, of the expense of the consumer. Often involving the removal of useful services in the name of progress but in reality to save money and give the manager better advancement in the company
tom: The bloody bank manager wouldn't give me an overdraft, he just wanted to sell me insurance. What a wanker!

dave: Typical wingtip wearer!
by herman goering January 30, 2011
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The acto of hugging an imaginary person.
Lacey: Yo, McCarron, did you see Te'o trying to tackle me? It looked more like he was hugging an imaginary girlfriend.

McCarron: Yeah man, he was totally Te'oing
by ImaginaryFriend January 16, 2013
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An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.
Richard: Hey guys look at my girlfriend!
Brett: Cool! shes good looking where is she from?
Richard: Google
Brett: So she is a google girlfriend?
by Ronald09 May 11, 2009
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A term used to validate some erroneous claim. Usually the sources of the "studies" are not revealed. People will use the anonymous "studies" as some sort of statistical evidence.
Studies show that a person's level of happiness is directly linked to his or her involvement in community service.
by Turkey Trot January 21, 2011
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Operating an automobile without proper proof of insurance.
I sure hope the police don't catch me driving dirty, my car insurance expired yesterday.
by Tomorrowbot November 30, 2009
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when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly
When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".
by rentaninja December 18, 2010
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One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.

One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...

2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
by !Z3D! July 11, 2008
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