If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
by KateSauce January 27, 2008
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Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.
Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole
by Chemmi838 January 25, 2013
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The utter lack of interest that ensues shortly after downloading numerous, mind-numbingly worthless apps for an iPhone or similar "smart phone" device. Appathy may also apply, in a broader sense, to the same feelings that arise from the proliferation of numerous "app" stores as greedy corporations try to profit jumping on the app store bandwagon.
His appathy started shortly after downloading that light-saber for his iPhone or was it that completely inane app to calculate tips for restaurant bills.
by AricMokh April 3, 2009
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A person that brings together 2 or more people that would otherwise not actually hang out . He acts as the transition friend between them, making hanging out possible. Without that specific friend there, the 2 individuals would not hang out alone until multiple hanging out sessions with the transition friend.
Adam: Yo Jeremy are you going to Jose's party tonight?

Jeremy: Naw, Alejandro is my transition friend for Jose. I can't just show up without him being there.

Adam: Oh, I gotchu
by JBeasty June 9, 2009
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When you or your Scrabble opponent has so many vowels on their rack, they can't make a word on the board, or the only word that can be made is going to score very low. Complaining about having too many vowels and getting irritable reign over swapping a vowel tile and skipping a turn.
player #1: your turn.
player #2: dude, I can't even make a word, I have too many vowels.
player #1: swap some tiles, then.
player #2: no, it's ok. I will just make this two letter word and get a crappy point score.
player #1: sounds like you are suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
by scrabble girl April 28, 2010
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rap that is performed by actual inner-city, pissed-off, wannabe gangsters
We've no jobs, negligible law and order, and the community in general is fucked-up; but, we do have legitimate rap.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012
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