you get too slaphappy after
a) you have had too much mountain dew
b) you have been at a sleepover and it's really late
c) you have been on the phone for way too long
everything becomes funny, even if it isn't.
other forms of phone drunkenness include:
a) After chugging 4 mountain dews Tom thought his karaoke singing was the best in the world. Everyone could tell he was a little phone drunk.
b) It was 1 o'clock in the morning and when Chelsea laughed at the dog eating chocolate, we all thought she was phone drunk.
c) After an hour on the phone Sandra and Lily were laughing at the oddest things. They were a bit too phone drunk.
a. when two or more of your friends (or even strangers) are talking, and you come up between them and insert yourself in the conversation
b. when you are in a conversation and say something really awkward and the conversation stops because you can't say anything else
a. "Did you see how Jenny just came up and started talking to us? She's such a conversation wedge."
b. Person A: "Yeah so I was at my dad's girlfriend's place, and all I could notice was how she left her clothes everywhere!"
Person B: "I love smelling underwear."
Person A: "That's awkward. Why do you always have to create a conversation wedge?"