May 16
When you are at the breaking point of pissing or shitting your pants. You can't run because that would shake it all out.
Who left the shitty underwear in the men's room?
That guy doing the emergency walk a few minutes ago
by kennykenalot May 14, 2015
May 15
Abstaining from masturbation.
Guy: So do you like to play with yourself?
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.

Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.
by AlexanderBlack96 May 14, 2015
May 9
A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.
You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.
by jm2011 May 01, 2015
May 8
To say things intended to hurt another.
I couldn't stop myself from jumping on her, She was throwing verbal punches at me since I wAlked in the door last night until now, I couldn't take anymore.
by know BODY March 30, 2015
May 7
Pure fucking magic.
Person A: How the hell does a person sing in harmony with themselves?

Person B: PFM.
by Bella Bartalk October 14, 2013
May 6
A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.
After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".
by BeltonBelle November 25, 2014
May 5
A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.
Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
by Terra Incognita February 24, 2011
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