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This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.
"What the hell is John doing out on the floor?"
"Sounds like 'We Are The Champions' came on, and he's an interpretive dunce..."
A large gathering of bros on a mission to do one thing, to get bombed, tanked, or wasted usually ending in some people doing something stupid.
yo bro, everybody is gonna be at this party, its gonna turn into a bropocalypse!!
Piss angle is an intense math calculation that dudes use when trying not to get back-sprayed while pissing into a urinal.
Pissing against the back wall of the urinal at a 90 degree angle will cause extreme backspray. Thus, a man must strategically place his piss stream onto the side wall of the urinal, prefferably at less than 20 degrees to prevent getting back-sprayed.
Dude why are your pants all wet?
Dude I was pissing in the urinal, and I forgot to adjust my Piss Angle
Bro, never forget to adjust your Piss Angle
I gotta go take a piss guys
Mind your Piss Angle, Bro!
A serious talk between two close male friends, in which they talk about all the things going on in their life at the moment. Deep bro talks are sacred meetings, and all the things discussed during them cannot be told to anyone else without the other's consent.
Sam had a deep bro talk with David about his crush on Sammy.
bro real bro-talk talk friends meeting real talk
When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal because you're still living in the world of the book.
"I have a really bad book hangover today, I could hardly concentrate at work."
An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.
Guy 1: Wanna play some beer pong?
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.
The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.
Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.