Mar 11
Masturbation
Since his girlfriend broke up with him, he's really been getting in a lot of arm cardio.
by jspost March 08, 2016
Mar 10
When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.
Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend's parent's anniversary party, he couldn't find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.
by GlazeHer March 08, 2016
Mar 9
One extremely large meal consumed in a day as opposed to the standard three.
"I generally don't wake up hungry, but when I do get around to eating it ends up becoming a snakemeal."
by dawdlepants March 07, 2016
Mar 8
Some one who does not wipe there ass or has not tooken a shower recently and stinks like shit
My cousin lenny smells like swamp ass after playing battlefield for 5 hours straight.
by Supparad70 February 04, 2016
Mar 7
When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.
I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.
by Sharkshooter February 04, 2016
Mar 6
(adj.) Describes the sensation of realizing that there are too many boys around.
Jess: Why did you run out onto the porch?
Michele: I couldn't take it in there. I was boytrapped.
by ModernSuccess2000 February 04, 2016
Mar 5
The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
by Piledriver10000 February 29, 2016
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