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Refers to a man with a boner walking or standing behind people while poking at them with his erect penis.
Damn! I just got Phantom Menaced!
by Pee in the park May 31, 2005
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An act whereby someone takes a dump in the tank section of the toilet rather than the bowl, leaving a menacing and lingering smell of unknown source
Ron left a phantom menace in the office bathroom before the Thanksgiving holiday. Upon the office's return the following Monday no on could determine the source of the stench.
by stevoid428 November 24, 2009
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The second worst movie ever made. The worst being Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds."

Also Known as "Star Wars Episode I" or The Phantom Menace. Due to the introduction of a 2 hour pod-race, and the CGI character "Jar Jar Binks" George Lucas is known as the dumbest director in the history of cinema.

by sternwise September 30, 2006
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The act of letting your dog shit in someone else's yard and then bending over to act like you are picking up the feces without actually doing so. Menace comes from the fact that your dog is making waste on another's property, and phantom comes from the fact that it must be done steathily. This manuever is usually performed at night but can performed during the day against neighbors you have absolutely no respect for.
I just pulled off the Phantom Menace during the day with Mr. Chang in the front yard. He yelled at me but I couldn't understand his oriental gibberish
by Reginald D. Emery January 13, 2012
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So basically your doing a girl in the ass-just before you come you pull your dick out of her ass, spit on her bak, then when she turns around and think your done you come in her face.....
by Paul Coffee October 07, 2009
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A detached hair that sticks to you and creates an itch. When you go to remove it, it can't be found and continues to haunt you until you eventually track it down.
I didn't notice my crush was looking at me because I was too distracted by that damn phantom menace!
by stealyourfacebook September 02, 2016
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