'mate last night was jokes, i was fucking terry boothed

He is so cool, such a usevalad

"After that drunk bitch hit the fence, it was all geehawky."

"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.

“I was walking in the woods, and I came across a massive snorgy”

Go bathe dude, don't be a Plakshi!