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associacrat 

Origin:
əˈsəʊ/krat
associate - be involved with
bureaucrat - a bureaucrat is a member of a bureaucracy

Highly educated, well dressed, ineffective, incompetent person. Normally found in advisory positions including law and political policy.

Synonyms: camp follower, coat-tail rider.

Antonym: The person who actually gets shit done.
Fuck me dead, that gel-hair associacrat gets paid $100,000 a year to piss in the minister's pockets.

Associacrats have created MANY more problems than they have solved.

Associacrat, the last person to call in the event of a fire.
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Giga Nigga 

Jacob: hey have you heard of gigachad

Tyrone: Yeah but what about giga Nigga
Giga Nigga by Kitange8721 January 23, 2023
she is the most beautiful girl ever, an amazing person and honour to have her in your life. she’s very kind, and smart and nice and trust me if you have an samyuktha in your life don’t let go of her. she also has 3-4 crushes so if your her crush ur lucky 🥺
“what’s her name?”
idk, she looks like a samyuktha though”
“i wanna be friends with her”
samyuktha by hxnny.bqbes September 1, 2021

nut n go 

What my dad did to my mom
My bio dad just fucked and left and out popped me ... he nut n go

super spesh 

some one who is especially special as in partially retarded.
damn, that guys a tard, he's super spesh!
super spesh by jenni! holla! August 2, 2008
Something funny, that can be used while someone is coping.
x "My dad died..."
y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"
Joke by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022
A fuckin awsome rapper and all the dick riders who wrote other definitions can suck a dick
i take u 2 the candy shop
one mo taste of what i got...
50 cent by mark zeman July 20, 2008