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It's cool, dude 

The exact opposite of cool. It's NOT cool. Usually said by sarcastic individuals while plotting revenge on whoever has said, thought or done something out of line, rude, disrespectful or just plain fucked up.

***WARNING: If you are the one hearing "It's cool, dude" be careful for at least the next few days if not years!!
Idiot: "Homie, I'm so sorry I talked all that trash to all of your friends and co-workers at that party last night. I was shitty drunk. Hope you still have your job Monday morning!"

Plotting person is deep in thought then replies with a sinister look on their face, "It's cool, dude. It's cool."

Invaderzz 

A man with an itchy ass.
Invaderzz: My ass itches, My ass itches!

Phantom Crapper

A person, usually a co-worker in your office, who consistently fouls up the bathroom to such a degree that he himself is embarrased to leave the stall until everyone has left in sheer terror. The only way you recognize the Phantom Crapper is by the smell of death emmitted from his stall, oh and by his shoes visible from under the stall door.
Ron: "Man, I made the mistake of taking a leak while the Phantom Crapper was in there. The stench was so overwhelming I had to cut it off midstream and evacuate."

Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."

Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."
Phantom Crapper by Freddie T March 17, 2008
She is the girl with the wavy hair speaking with cute boys and laughing with them.
She has those fluffy cheeks that you wanna squeeze every single moment.

She is kinda crazy and when you are with her you feel like 'crazy' is something that you need to be so you do crazy things together! I mean after you do them you will be kinda embarrassed but you don't care cuz have just lived a moment you will never forget!

She is the athletic type. She gives really good advice and when you are with her you can discuss everything!

She is really sociable she doesn't care what other people think. She cares about having fun and because she knows we only live once! That's why she likes travelling. Her dream is to travel all over the world with her friends of course!
-Do you know where is Anna? Is she travelling again?
-She has been travelling 3 months all over the Europe.

-have you talked to her recently?

-we still talk every day, like we used to do in high-school. She told me she is dating a handsome Spanish guy!

-Lucky she!!!!!
Anna by aunicorninhumansworld🦄 October 24, 2019
a water pipe - bong - used for smoking cannabis
Pack that cone and pass us the billy.
a billy by willvi August 19, 2003

crewkabanga 

a girl who does any sexual activity to a guy and his friends right after each other
"me and my crew want some pussy so let me call that crewkabanga LaShonda so we can all get it"
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