Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

Squeezing an edloaf by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020

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sausage bag

whence fornicating a girl in the anal cavity, you put your entire fist in her vagina and get you hand in such a position where you can open it and through the placeba you can wrap your hand round your dick and give yourself a handjob. its the shit

sausage bag me now

sausage bag by sausagebagking January 7, 2011

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Glomping

1. Embracing someone for a long period of time.
2. Milkin'a hug

You were really glomping that hug from that girl at the party weren't you?

Glomping by jwc2raven January 13, 2009

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we

A racist term refering to french people. Much like Krout, W.O.P, nigger or beaner.

"He's a damn we!"
or
"Those fuckin wes are always tryin to step to us!"

we by Zaggerty January 3, 2005

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Penis Fly Trap

When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.

lars: "damn, that girl gave you a dirty look"
mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."

Penis Fly Trap by Fred the Philosopher of Flavor January 13, 2008

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WisconsinFireFighter

Cool Dude who runs NRIC, Actually knows what he is doing. Oh, And he likes Ribeye Steaks

WisconsinFireFighter like Ribeye Steaks

WisconsinFireFighter by lseider173 March 9, 2021

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carp

A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda:

Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).

Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.

"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp"

"To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"

carp by Reuben Teuge March 30, 2009

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