Im Indian American from Shithole USA! (true story) Indians are such nice people too bad these asshole Americans don't get that

Look at the guy at the counter. He's printing large on his back. I can almost count how many rounds he has in the mag!

Using myspace slang makes me look scene!

I don't care what you think... STFU (shut the fuck up)
Don't add me if you're not going to comment me.kthnxbye. (kay thanks bye)
don't talk to me in flippy caps (LyK DyS)
I'm good, hbu (how bout you)
I heart you, I <3 you (casual way of saying "I love you")
note: multiple 3's can be used for added effect (<3333) or <321, <3456789, <1+2, etc.
Your hair is the sex (very cool)
tha'ts uber cool. (very)

Mmmmm ... I'm thirsty.
I'm kinda feeling like a vodka and soda?
Dude you should try a Special K!
The fuck is that?
Perfection.

The new Gasoline is renewable should be used as motor-oil?