jiminbra
jiminbra by blvckpxnk_bxngtan September 2, 2021
Urban Dictionary
Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.
Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!
Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?
Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?
Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
Facebook by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020
bing
A small bong that can be easily grasped in the palm of the hand. Easy to smoke from and simple to hide. Found at most head shops or local bonggeries.
Stoner 1: Dude, what should we smoke out of today? We gots a bowl, bong, a zong, volcano, steamroller, hitter, chillum, bubbler, reverse gravity bong, or maybe we should rolla blunt?
Stoner 2: Naw, man check it out. (Whips out a bing).
Stoner 1: Oh isn't that just adorable. Let's get all high 'n' shit.
Stoner 2: Naw, man check it out. (Whips out a bing).
Stoner 1: Oh isn't that just adorable. Let's get all high 'n' shit.
bing by Pierce Cox May 29, 2009
Kevin
Kevin by bigdickguy69420 November 21, 2018
combust
combust by lukes girlfriend December 6, 2013
softballer
A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.
girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
softballer by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011