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If U Seek Amy 

If U Seek Amy means: F-U-C-K ME

say it outloud fast, a few times and u get the idea

say you're in a fancy dinner and u see a cute guy, you can say: "Well you know If U Seek Amy"
If U Seek Amy by Bgurl23 March 13, 2009

Old Mate 

The example of a person your teacher uses.
So, imagine me and my friend, lets just call him "Old Mate".
Old Mate by Brother-Fudger August 4, 2019

apple juice surprise 

when someone takes a bottle cap and pisses in it...then throws it in someone ELSE'S face...then proceeds to yell APPLE JUICE SURPRISE (NIGGA!<---when the situation calls for it.)
note: one cannot, nor should not surprise themselves.
Me: Hey James, How was your chem test?
James: Well, it was quite diff__
Me: APPLE JUICE SURPRISE NIGGA!
apple juice surprise by nk11 November 17, 2009

Rupert Murdoch 

The evil Aussie bastard who works for fox and who also cancelled Firefly.
Curse you Rupert Murdoch for canceling firefly you betrayed us all
Rupert Murdoch by Herdolf shitler January 9, 2015

Ethan Macartney 

A person who is the biggest gerb in the world
That guy MC is being such an Ethan Macartney right now.
Ethan Macartney by mccuck97 September 12, 2020
You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?
jacktard by Boogyman August 21, 2003
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