Pansexual

A rare and magical species who's sexual orientation consists of attraction to just about any particular shade of queer. Pansexuals are a rare and almost endangered species because many people do not believe that these magical unicorns exist. These wonderful creatures are generally very loving and accepting, so it is extremely important that you treat them with respect.

If you ever meet a pansexual, make sure you hold onto them because when you find an asexual, you can pair them up and they will become a magical rainbow superhero duo and they might even grant you one wish!

Pansexual by Eatsshootsandleaves January 21, 2015

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Farm-Assist

Hey Bro, this Kid at the Dispensary ....
Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!

Hey Dude, Dis Kid at da Dizpensorry, sick Buddha Yo! Talk bout dat sticky Ickiest!!
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..

Farm-Assist by CPO BOATS January 12, 2021

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class lag

the effects of lost sleep due to school starting before you can finish getting all of your sleep (usually on mondays)

hey u look tired

yea, i was at a party till four nd i had to wake up at six for school

hey! thats class lag

class lag by mesoosleepy April 17, 2010

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yass

disgrace

yass person: yass
me: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flint stone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone orgasmic moan kill zone methadone thunderdome eldritch tome cosmodrome flying drone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone leave me alone hearthstone herringbone aerodome hippodrome semidome full-grown earphone ozone jawbone unknown homophone xylophone ingrown cyclone head ass up

yass by 94578954tyuhrtyu9r0tuyuujiryth August 8, 2022

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rudette

The female version of a rudie. Girl who loves ska and goes to many ska shows, skankin' up the pit. a rudette listens to actual ska, not just patent pending and random songs by no doubt. skanks well, not like a scene kid. checkered shit everywhere.

rudette1:you goin' to the ska show tonight?
redette2:YES!

rudette by rudette February 2, 2008

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Mean midget syndrome

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.

The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.

Mean midget syndrome by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

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qwertyuioppasdfghjklzxcvbnm

An interesting piece of keyboard smash used when extremely bored, often at your grandparents house.

I typed up an interesting document about the science of keyboard smash including how to type qwertyuioppasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

qwertyuioppasdfghjklzxcvbnm by tEcHmAsTeRK November 21, 2018

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