Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.

"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."

Coconut Strap on by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021

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Wheels

A more discreet way of referencing a man's testicles.

Dal: that was a proper sort you was with last night mate. Did you get any action?
Bazza: phwoarrr mate! No sooner had we got back from the boozer than she was noshing on my chopper and playing with my wheels.

Wheels by Pat the builder February 24, 2021

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Fountain Symphony

Noun. A woman that is so aroused that she squirts with every thrust into her ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.

Sam: It took 2 hours to turn Jessica into a Fountain Symphony, and then she squirted every time I slid inside her. I no longer need praise to know I'm good, I think I just won sex.

Fountain Symphony by Datacube January 17, 2023

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lehya

dumb

oh my god so lehya

lehya by sanonlysan November 25, 2021

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Skyrim

The act of having one's anus licked while on an airplane.

"So did you join the mile-high club?"

"Nope. Just gave her a Skyrim."

Skyrim by Rep_Boehner May 25, 2013

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fjorela

Sexiest baddest bitch that the whole crowd stops to look at, she gets boys every day without even remembering there names, a baddie

Fjorela is such a baddie

fjorela by Sspongebob June 1, 2017

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Super straight

Super straight is a new sexuality. Being super straight means you are only attracted to biological males if you are female and biological females if you are male.

Bro, are you straight or super straight ?

Super straight by graphic March 3, 2021

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