Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

Closet Keeper by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Slow Your Load

When someone is going too fast. "Slow Down" or "Calm Down".

Or if a fat lard is walking down the street you say "slooowww your loooad."

(zooming car passes really fast)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOW YOUR LOAD"

(Fat woman jogging on the street and is jumping up and down)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOOOW YOUR LOOOOAD"

Slow Your Load by ILIKECHEEZE August 24, 2009

dimploma

A high school diploma complete with false GPA given to boys questioning their sexuality.

Tyler was given a dimploma for his exemplary work in the oral science department.

dimploma by Callthepopoho2 April 1, 2015

brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss

Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny

brave cantaloupe by ineedcodies August 11, 2022

Chongyun.exe

Amazing sweet person ily

Do you like Chongyun.exe
No

Fuck you

Chongyun.exe by Kel.toot September 8, 2021

Saitama mode

The definition of someone going into his/her serious mode

"Johny looks like he's boutta go in his Saitama mode!"

Saitama mode by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

lil seek

Because I seek out everything, the good and the bad.

Lil Seek on a trip man.

lil seek by Lil Seek May 15, 2016

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