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Meaning ‘Cap’
It was lit last night no kizzy (no cap)
Kizzy by Asher_21 September 10, 2022

Definition 

Like fr you are the DEFINITION of stupid
Definition by Pussyhole69429 March 28, 2021

Jacrispy 

Jacrispy is a nickname for Joshua Williams that means a real street nigga with a big dick
example 1: OMG ITS JACRISPY
Jacrispy by jacrispy the 2nd November 29, 2021
The smallest, most basic unit of thought, analogous to the atom in matter. From "Gulf" by Robert A. Heinlein (in _Assignment in Eternity_)
The fastest possible rate of thought is one psychon per chronon.
psychon by TANSTAAFL1 September 21, 2012

schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.
Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.
schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

halo and halo2 

crappiest and most boring fps xbox games out there. characterised by gay characters wearing thick, ugly armour and carrying undescribable funny looking weapons. was, (until recently when more civilised games arrived), the only reason why people bought and still buy the xbox. its extremely saddening that most people who play this game are douchebags who have nothing to do to update their lives.
"hey u wanna play halo and halo2?"
"hell no! i'd rather play pacman instead"
"what about halo 3?"
"whats wrong with u?!"
"im suffering from douchebag syndrome"
halo and halo2 by anonymous.360 June 15, 2007
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