friend 1: hey did you see his rbd?
friend 2: yeah man anaconda status!

Did you have a good night last night?
Aye i was fucking smeekit.

A guy about 30 is a construction worker and he has his mates over to watch the footy (lots of mullet haircuts.)
Here's your chance to say, "Urgh, ya bogans!"

Person A: "Look at that becksaysstuff!"

Person B: "I love that bitch!"

"John turned claire down, so billy swooped in and nayloned her"

A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)