An extra special kind of dumbass.

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Hlynur is a god like being

I feel very inadequate these days

maddest cunt around

Something that's really hip with a select group of people.