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Geek Fiddle 

A mean way of saying guitar in order to piss someone off.
Jerk:"Oh hey, I see you are playing your geek fiddle"
Guitarist:"It's not a geek fiddle!!!!
Geek Fiddle by Groidica February 14, 2013

Whorettz syndrome 

Uncontrollable Drunken profanity displayed by whoores. See whoores.
Michelle was suffering from whorettz syndrome and offended the entire sex addiction support group by saying I'll lick your nuts for seven dollars.
Whorettz syndrome by Mike Padget November 24, 2017

Squeeglyspooch 

Pr. Noun: (Anatomy) A small protrusion of cartilage encasing the Spooch Gland at the base of the spine, occuring as a rare mutation in the human species. It is shaped like a pentagonal Stegosaurus plate, and the gland it contains secretes a hormone that allows metamorphisis into a unicorn.
1: "Wow! How did you do that? Are you an Animorph?!?"

2: "Do not question the power of the Squeeglyspooch"
Squeeglyspooch by LoupNoir July 8, 2010

ashley rossadillo 

she is super cool and i would totally be her friend if i could
ashley rossadillo is my best friend

chiefiantly 

all the nerds say it
yeah man chiefiantly
chiefiantly by kalimablaaaaa December 8, 2024

Stunning Ingrid 

A lady companion for lonely gentlemen. Now with real pubes and a bicycle repair kit. Three holes for your pleasure, made quite small to suit the gentleman of ... ahem... smaller stature.
"Ingrid! Why are you crying?"
"She's not crying sir, she's just full."
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