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halo pro 

One who spends all of his/her time playing halo until they reek like old fecal cheese. They get sponsored by their mother to take a shower and possibly open a window.

Their xbox live gamertag remains cliche and irrelevant, although they become convinced that xXXsNiPER420Xxx is a household name. They are unaware that symbols around their names, such as x's and 0's, are indicative of the thick acne on their faces.

They often employ spreadsheeting tactics by playing the same map hundreds of times each day until all scenarios are worked out. When confronted with a new scenario or situation, they flounder, then rage, killing their teammates to take the power weapons for themselves.

Halo pros frequently drop when the game begins under any circumstance that is not advantageous.
Look at all the acne in that halo pro's name!

I know. We can count on him to drop. I hope he's not on our team.
halo pro by Angry Liberals June 19, 2011

cocksocking

When your doing anal with your partner and you donkey punch them cause I'm them to clench but as they clench you pull your penis out of the ass as fast as possible so the rectum prolapses leaving them with a cock sock
I gave the misses a cocksocking last night
How did it go?
Well it was a bit messy but all in all good fun
cocksocking by GonkusKongus March 1, 2020

chandra hasa 

chandra hasa is one of the nicest people you'll meet in life! a chandra hasa is different for her efforts! she doesn't stay sweet all the time but they love in secret! chandra hasa means a beautiful smile and you'll always find one with the most beautiful smile only!! you get addicted to a chandra hasa very easily and there's no going back!!
her smile is beautiful!!
of course, how could it not be, she's chandra hasa
chandra hasa by artistic creature November 23, 2021

Crutchin' 

Crutchin' is a word used to describe a aching pain in one of your limbs or neck. When you have a unbearable pain or stiffness in those mentioned places.
guy 1: "Dude my leg be crutchin' real bad these days"
girl 1: "Really? My brother Jeremy also has a really bad crutchin' leg, I recommend for you to go book a massage."

guy 1: "Alright, thanks lelisie!"
Crutchin' by whoisthatlizard June 20, 2020

Stay in your jealousy 

It means “you’re mad”
Person 1: god you’re so annoying

Person 2: stay in your jealousy 💅
Ida is an absolutely amazing person. She is very good at dancing and good at everything else! Ida is definitely a friend you will never be able to let go unless you are a bitch
IDA IS THE BEST!!
Ida by Emilie&Tomine October 23, 2019
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