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Similar to "meters", "yeeters" is a measurement of distance. It measure the distance something is yeeted. However, for something to be measured in yeeters instead of the standard meters, one must declare "YEET!" at full volume.
Mark- "YEET!"
Ethan- "Nice one, that went about 10 yeeters or so."
Mark- "Thanks, I've been working on my form."
Yeeters by JayEmsey September 20, 2020

Green and Gold(Packers) envy

An emotion commonly found amongst haters, bandwagon fans, and Bears fans. Anti -cheese activists are also greatly affected by this emotion.

Defined as the utmost jealosy and envy of the Green Bay Packers, due to the organization's incredible success and rich history.
Green and Gold(Packers) Envy defined by a bandwagon fan: I hate that damn Green Bay, they think they are so good. They are like the worst team in the world ever. How bout dem cowboys, woo hah propane mhmhmmmm

National Woman Beer Day 

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.
Your mouth 😲
Earlier today the neighbours were arguing, and I heard Mick tell Shelley to shut her “Cake Hole” but she just ignored him and kept talking.
Cake hole by Shellism September 18, 2026

Schlooze 

1) A derogatory term with a meaning similar to slag or slut.

2) The sound made when breathing in sharply through your teeth in awkward situations.
1) "Payton is such a schlooze"

2) " 'I hate you Payton'

'Wow, thats awkward' *schlooze* "
Schlooze by schloozer May 17, 2011
Looks very intimidating but is actually one of the most friendly people you will ever meet. He is very naturally talented and dedicated person. Gets very serious about the things he is passionate about. Expressive through creative, artistic, and stylish ways. Has a great music taste and is extremely musically talented. Loves to perform and joke around; he loves to be the center of attention in every room, and usually is. A very emotional person, and is not afraid to stand up for himself and anyone around him. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off, r.i.p. to you my guy, cause you are going to get your shit fucked up.
Person #1: who the fuck is that scary guy playing the violin?
Person #2: oh, that’s just Mafy.
Mafy by Buttercheeks September 1, 2021
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