Dirty Jimmy

Dumping Sprinkles on a girls vagina and then eating them off.

Dude I just gave Lauren a dirty jimmy!

Dirty Jimmy by BigDonkey17 November 28, 2012

ti-82

An old, reliable, unstoppable Texas Instruments calculator, every bit as good as the ti-83...if you know how to use it right.

While the professor is blabbing on about logarithms, I'm usually playing tetris on my ti-82.

ti-82 by Spacecoyote17 February 23, 2009

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Jarbag

A person who has been "Jarred", or duped

That guy is such a jarbag, I told him that the womens bathroom was the mens bathroom and he went into it.

Jarbag by Jarbag August 9, 2008

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tonajj

NASTY ATTITUDE

Did u see Tonajj today

tonajj by Ur mommy is hottie November 23, 2021

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S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.

Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.

S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d] by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019

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trump

A man who Gets his facts out of his big ass

media : Mr. Trump where is your proof on mexico paying for the wall, trump: uhhhhh my ass will tell you the truth

trump by mediaisright January 25, 2019

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

When a human is bored to death

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is what Tim typed when he was at the world cup final because he was bored

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by Corejet4909 April 30, 2023

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