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Chef Maths 

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots
A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.
Chef Maths by hewhocooks February 5, 2013
novfa is evil and i hate her and she is Really mean to me all the time
death to novfa
novfa by queen of cold May 4, 2025

National Beat a Weeb Day 

On March 17th, you are legally obligated to ask anyone if they watch any sort of anime, and beat them to death.
A: Do you watch anime?
B: Yes, why?
A: It's National Beat a Weeb Day!
B: O h.
Yaren is such a beautiful and intelligent human being she fights for what’s right and is always has a lot of attitude but underneath that is a funny witty caring beautiful person at first she may seem shy and awkward but once you get to know her you will always want her in your life she’s a caring friend and always wants the best for you wow yarens are just such great people
Wow your so like yaren
Yaren by I love my self xx February 5, 2019

fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
fart beard by mfrogz June 30, 2015

Polish Movie Night 

To make air popped popcorn with your sexy blonde female partner and insert grass fed, unsalted butter into her vagina and ask her nicely to squat over the bowl of popcorn until the butter has Melted over it, followed by any sexual act resulting in at least one orgasm and then watching a movie while eating the delicious popcorn.
My girlfriend and I had a polish movie night last night.
Polish Movie Night by Greene Link September 3, 2019
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