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A bogey that has broken free from the nostril and become stuck to the occupant of said bogey's face, which he or she is completely oblivious to.

The fun comes when you decide not to tell them that they have a zoidis.
"Oh fuck, mate, you've got a zoidis!"

"Shit, cheers man"
by jonmaxspatz May 25, 2007
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