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A bogey that has broken free from the nostril and become stuck to the occupant of said bogey's face, which he or she is completely oblivious to.

The fun comes when you decide not to tell them that they have a zoidis.
"Oh fuck, mate, you've got a zoidis!"

"Shit, cheers man"
by jonmaxspatz May 25, 2007

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An elongated clitoris; so long that it dangles freely beyond the labia (or pussy-lips, if you will).
It all went Brokeback Mountain; I mean, how the hell was I supposed to know that I'd end up suckling on a gertrude. It totally fucked with my shit.
by jonmaxspatz May 25, 2007

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