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when someone constantly criticizes you for ever little mark and pimple, even if your acne isnt really that bad.

I hate to zitpick but you need to get some proactive for that giant boil on your kneck

Dude theres hardly anything there.

...Yeah you might want to see a dermatologist though

zitpick by Redhawk23 August 13, 2010

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zitdick

zit found on one's dick

Dude, Daniel has a zitdick.

zitdick by yarshi September 15, 2009

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zitlick

When one picks a zit and it starts bleeding and then they lick it, or dab it with their saliver, to clean it and make it stop bleeding.

Shelly looks at Jack "Eugh, you burst your zit, didn't you?"

Jack "No!" (looks away embarrassed)

Shelly "I can tell, it's bleeding"

Jack "Woops, I better zitlick it" (licks his chin zit, or if he can't reach, spits on his finger and dabs it)

zitlick by Smelly Hemp November 26, 2010

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zimpick

The little containers contain little goodies that you get out of a vending machine.

"Mommy, mommy ! Look what I got in this zimpick !"

zimpick by Shelly April 3, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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