zheimers 

When u have a little bit of an issue with your brain. Many people have some zheimers. Eventually a person may acquire so many zheimers that it is said that they have Alzheimers.

Me: Ben has all of the zheimers.

Juana: That is called Alzheimers.

zheimers by scottypimpin123 February 22, 2020

AI-zheimers 

When the AI (artificial intelligence) in your phone starts to forget things.

"Siri, call my mom."
"Who? I'm sorry - what? I don't think I know the number..."
"Oh my God, are you getting AI-zheimers or what?"

AI-zheimers by smendler June 17, 2016

part-zheimer's 

a faux medical disorder causing the appearance of dementia: an apparent degenerative disorder, real or imagined, that affects the recall and thinking and seems to know no age at which it occurs.

Ah, ... I just had a part-zheimer's event, not alzheimer's, just part...

part-zheimer's by Jeokar April 2, 2011

part-zheimer's 

medical disorder causing the appearance of dementia: an apparent degenerative disorder, real or imagined, that affects the recall and thinking and seems to know no age at which it occurs.

Ah, ... I just had a part-zheimer's event, not alzheimer's, just part...

part-zheimer's by Jeokar March 22, 2011