Definitions by Winecheeseandwine

zapposexual 

A person who likes to have sex while wearing their new Zappos.com shoes.

Person 1: I started dating this girl, she’s such a Zapposexual.

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: She only wants to fuck when her stupid Zappos shoe delivery comes.

zapposexual by Winecheeseandwine May 31, 2018