Your dutch 

Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.

Your dutch for making such foolish mistakes.

Your dutch by Redbeard guy March 11, 2021

put my french bread in your dutch oven 

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

put my french bread in your dutch oven by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

eating your dutch cheese 

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

eating your dutch cheese by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

ditch your donuts 

a command used to discreetly let a person know that his weak and unwanted followers need to fuck off, and that it is his responsibility to make this happen

Nick approaches his friends, but is followed by people that can usually be classified as fat, gross, annoying, etc.

Group member: "Yo Nick...ditch your donuts..."

ditch your donuts by Pseudocide September 24, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004