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Your Balls Are Beef 

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.
Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".
Your Balls Are Beef by Seanyo October 18, 2008

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls are flapping 

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear
"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."

your balls are mine 

slang used in sports meaning that you will get the passes or balls goin towards a person
your balls are mine by chris37 June 27, 2008

Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes
WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

your balls are fucked mate 

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR