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Indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. The term is said sarcastically, and "you" can be substituded with other pronouns.
You swear you're hot.

He swears that I like his ugly ass.

She swears she's all that in that leopard skin outfit.
by Greeno August 03, 2005
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