If you do it, I'll do it

When you are not wanting to do something,but your friend agrees to do it. So both of you do it

Bro I can't pee in teacher's coffee. But if you do it, I'll do it

by Artific1al November 8, 2023

do you work in business

Some idiot thing Bri'ish PM Rishi Sunak said to a homeless man in December 2022. It is frightening how detached Rishi the ignorant idiot is from the real world

Rishi: Do you work in business?
Homeless Man: I'm homeless.

by Deadboydoor517 April 3, 2023

do you wish for fries

no

do you wish for fries no

by scalywinky August 23, 2024

How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.

slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"

by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020

Do you listen to Shabnam

One word: bisexual.

girl 1: do you listen to Shabnam?
girl 2: no?
*a few hours later* listens to Shabnam on Spotify, and has merch and became a fan.
girl 1: AAAAAAA you came out!

by thecharacterwannie August 28, 2023

I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what

Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

by Hugeballguy June 1, 2024