yava 

means in the open, public knowledge, truth, in wakefulness

was that in yava or just a dream?

yava by YavaKahn April 9, 2004

Yava 

A humanoid creature characterised by a perfectly spherical mole at the end of their nasal appendage. Thought to have originated from a brown-slime cave north of Istanbul, fossilised Yava remains have, however, been found throughout the world.
The largest known colony can be found on the Isle of Wight, inhabitaing an area known as YavaWorld.
Typically, Yavas live in groups of up to 27 individuals, living in brown-slime caves where they sleep on top of each other in tall columns - referred to as bundles.
Generally placid in nature, it is however advisable to keep Yavas away from alcohol. When inebriated it is typical for Yavas to expose themselves, much to the horror of others.
The majority of Yavas tend to be male, which has made succesful breeding a challenge - although Yavas do typically display ambisexual characteristics.
In 1998 the first captive Yavas were succesfully bred in the Dujong Zoo, Singapore. Dr David Crobbit, head of the reptilian department at the zoo said; "it was fookin amazin! We put the male in with the female and within twenty seconds he was stood at the top of the water slide in their enclosure, with his c0ck out! The actual procedure lasted about forty seconds and the clean up took two days" - a typical Yava male can ejaculate up to 75 litres of brown slime in an evening.
Brime, the term commonly ascribed to the brown slime excreted by Yavas, is toxic in nature and thought to contain up to seventeen STDs.

1. " Little Jimmy Corbitt looked up in horror at the Yava-like creature stood over him. Before he could open his mouth the creature had oozed a brown slime all over Jimmy's forehead. Blinded from the offending excretion, Little Jimmy screamed. "Man, what are you doing dude-man?". " Extract from Little Jimmy Corbitt's Horror at Orchard Cottage, Penguin Paperback, 2006.
2. "Oh no. No, no my God, please NOHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed the drunk tourist as her first night in Magaluf ended in a manner too horrific to be described.

Yava by Wilheim Burroford October 17, 2006

Yava 

The term Yava can be defined as the following: an individual that Is very careless resulting in them being very ineffective in day to day activities such as homework or household chores, yava is also an individual who makes very silly mistakes. Yaveh is used to describe a group of yavas.

Your such a yava. Means you are an idiot

Stop acting like a yava means stop acting like an idiot

Yava by Non Yava May 26, 2019

Yava Pimp 

A fine ass boy that goes to yavapai college. Can be found at party's or local cafes' surounded by yavahos'! He is usually loud as day and slaping them girls to keep them in line!

That Alex boy, is such a Yava Pimp!

Yava Pimp by Avac!!!! November 3, 2010

Yavaho 

One of many girls attending Yavapai college and participate in many activities similar to that of a common slut or hooker. They can usually be found drunk and at parties all through the week. Showing there breasts and giving oral sex to skinny college kids.

Damn I havent been laid in a month I need to find a yavaho.

Yavaho by Anonymous April 12, 2005

yavahigh 

a slang term to describe yavapai college and the drama that is within it. usually caused by yavahos and other athletes within the college.

yavaho: "omgg i sucked a baseball players dick last night, and he told the soccer player i was fucking!!!"

yavaho #2: "UGH!! i hate yavahigh!!!!"

yavahigh by yavaWHAT?!!! April 27, 2010

yavanni 

a sad little bald man

"Stop being such a yavanni."
"But I have hair!"

yavanni by entropyc November 10, 2020