You are those who forsake YAHWEH,
who forget My holy mountain,
who prepare a table for __________* (deity of FORTUNE),
and who furnish a drink offering for Meni (deity of DESTINY),
*You NEED to read this name as written in the ORIGINAL, Hebrew version of Isaiah.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.