Daequonda: "Hey, you coming to the party tonight, best friend?"
Alfonso: "No, I can't. I have to go somewhere else."
Daequonda: "Now the party's ruined! Thanks!"

Later....

Alfonso: "Rahkeesha, will you marry me?"
Rahkeesha: "Yes, Alfonso!"
Alfonso: "Yes! I feel so confused right now! I feel our love together, the joy of our engagement, but still feel guilty for skipping my best friend's party!"
Joe (Bystander): "Whoa man, that's some serious wronity you got goin on."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak