My Life Is The Worst 

An expression used when encountering a small inconvenience, or a life-changing catastrophe.

A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."

A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."

My Life Is The Worst by BladeBronco December 7, 2012

Worst manicure experience of my life! 

Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.

Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.

Worst manicure experience of my life! by Mustache Lincoln April 2, 2009

the my-life-is-worse game 

when you're telling someone about a problem you're having, and they respond by telling you about how your life is fine because THEIR life is much worse for various reasons.

sarah couldn't ever talk to catie about her problems because she would always plat the my-life-is-worse game.

Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.

Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.

the my-life-is-worse game by brooke/vicki September 12, 2009