Word Wanker

Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way

"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."

Word Wanker by laura898 November 26, 2020

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Word Wanker

Someone who makes up shit words.

That guy just said "Sex Monkey", what a Word Wanker.

Word Wanker by Heavymetaldude. UG FTW! June 28, 2008

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Word Wanker

A person who studies English or Literature at any level higher that Higher/A-level, eg. Advanced Higher/HNC, HND, Post-Grad ect.

'Whats James doing?' ' Analysing his English book' 'Word Wanker!'

Word Wanker by Bazb November 28, 2011

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Wordwanker

A person who types random words or phrases into search engines in a vain attempt to find some sort of happiness to occupy their usually sad, loneley lives.

"loom at him, wasting his study time on google, what a Wordwanker"

Wordwanker by CRaZED October 15, 2004

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