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Woowy is that big lump you get when you get punched in the face, and its gonna be there for awhile. Especially when u get an uppercut on the cheek, or a hook above the eye. Yeh that bigass lump that makes you look uglier is what we call a woowy.
Damn! Frank gave that punk a fukkin woowy.
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Aww shyt! Imma get a woowy from that hit.
woowy by CrazYj September 22, 2005
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(n) A wooden roller coaster
I like steel coaster, but I prefer the classic woody.
see also woodie
woody by kwood4800 May 6, 2006
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woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

wooyoung 

cutest human alive. amazing dancer with the sweetest vocals. laugh sounds like a chorus of angels. please get him a hair mask tho stream mist by ateez for clear skin
i am thankful that wooyoung was born
wooyoung by woophobia December 13, 2019
translates to "Booyah" in Kid-Squid
*gets a splat*
Woomy!
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Wooly bobos 

Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.
In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.
Wooly bobos by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023
The common greeting of an intellectual whist playing Splatoon.
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You: WOOMY
Woomy by ZuliMemetions June 6, 2018
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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