A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.
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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
by ImperialFleet1 June 23, 2011