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When your fingers dip into poo water when wiping your rear-end.

This is usually caused by: high water levels in the bowl (either by default or offset by excessive waste production); gigantic hands/elongated fingers; poor technique; involuntary sneezing; or recklessness.
"Be careful you don't do the Witch's dip in that Arby's restroom," Samson remarked, a look of disgusted shame stamped upon his face. "The waters in the bowl are quite high."
by Stuart Dunham January 23, 2017
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