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wiscorgeous 

1) People who are ten to fifteen pounds overweight and pass for gorgeous in Wisconsin; 2) people who were quite fit and attractive, but then moved to Wisconsin and after eating only cheese and bratwurst gained ten to fifteen pounds (generally most noticeable in the midsection, ass, and thigh regions).
Wow, that woman is so wiscorgeous, if she could just lose fifteen pounds she might be hot.
wiscorgeous by Punitive D June 12, 2005
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wissors by steveline November 22, 2010
A wislon, is normally a male. A wislon is someone who thinks they are tall and really cool but in reality they are smelly! Wislon can be used in daily speech but only for really annoying people.
"The wislon came to attack me."
"A wislon attempted to steal my children."
Wislon by funkysan July 21, 2022

Dirty Wisler 

When you bust a in a girl then she rips off your dick and forces you to write quadratic equations on the Samsung smart fridge while watching parapalegic kickboxing.
Bro I just did a dirty wisler last night
Dirty Wisler by Myballsitxh March 9, 2023
The obvious merging of Wisconsin and Aloha. Understanding the fact that one cannot obtain true hawaiian aloha living in wisconsin. The definition: everything that aloha includes, but limited to a wisonsin level (roughly 4% of hawaiian aloha). Also: the most aloha one residing in wisconsin can give.
dude: Hey bro! Wisloha!

guy: Shut up you stupid hippy and get me a brat and beer.
wisloha by scaley lee April 22, 2006
the mix between a wizard and timelord
if ginny weasley and the doctor has a child it would be called a wizlord
wizlord by fandoms-in-my-tea November 8, 2013
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