Jockey's Wink 

When you've been riding your horse too often without wearing knickers and your fanny has started to resemble an angry blood orange

'Doctor I've got a really sore fanny from riding my horse'

Doctor 'Looks like a serious case of Jockey's Wink to me'

Jockey's Wink by Gazzy90 March 10, 2022

twitchy wink syndrome 

A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.

haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!

twitchy wink syndrome by Granny Weatherwax September 24, 2005

wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.

"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"

wink-syncing by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025

wink the sphinc

A quick passing of gas, usually in a crowded space, to go by unnoticed.

In the movie theater when the lights dimmed there was the perfect opportunity to wink the sphinc.

wink the sphinc by ciamp January 4, 2016

Stink Wink

1) Also known as ass wink or A Brown Pucker. When a chick flexes her anus in the 69 position this is a "Stink Wink"
2) Farting as a response or greeting.

1) Meghan thinking (he's doing such a good job down there I think I'll give him a stink wink)
2) (Foul Stench noticed as John leaves the room, Dude what the hell was that?!?) It's a stink wink, you heard me right!

Stink Wink by Narfle T. Garthok September 19, 2009

sleep a wink 

American slang for describing someone who stays up all night.

Susan didn't sleep a wink last night thinking about her work in this company.

sleep a wink by Henry201010 March 10, 2012

Safety Wink 

An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.

Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.

Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.

A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!

Safety Wink by ma0sm May 26, 2009