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Wimpleton 

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.
Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.
An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.
I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.
Wimple by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

wimplewee 

a placeholder word for something unknown or cant remember the name.
John went to wimplewee to pick up some milk

wimpelen 

mastruberen met 2 handen.
de boys betrapten hem toen hij zijn bordenwasser aan het wimpelen was.
wimpelen by johnny-T September 30, 2014
The most dumbest-assed word any dumb ass can ever "make up". Usually used by a person who wants to be cool and make up their own slang but makes themself look like an ass instead. Any one who even thinks of uttering this word should be tossed face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano - a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here.
Girl 1: damn girl that skirt is wimpled like shit

Girl 2: *tosses Girl 1 face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here*
Wimpled by Dale Alvin Gribble April 14, 2010
An adjective used for anything that has a damaged joint, causing it to move oddly.
A)A person with a hurt ankle, walking around without crutches, has a wimple-leg.

B)I hurt my wrist, I have a wimple-hand now
Wimple by PerLemony January 12, 2009