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wide glide 

A woman having a vagina which is large or loose relative to an erect penis of normal size, such that there is a signficantly reduced sensation of friction during vaginal intercourse.
She might be pretty, but she's a wide glide.
wide glide by Big Steve September 5, 2003

wide glide 

Woman with very wide cleveage , much room between boobs or no cleveage at all
Check out that chick on the dance floor with the 2 boobs spaced far apart, you mean wide glide in the blue?
wide glide by farmritch February 12, 2008

Wide Glider 

A wide load. A fat person.
Damn. She is a wide glider.
Wide Glider by rainman911 March 15, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026