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An organism that converts money into lies. A whorpocrite has lobbying money inserted into its anus, reverse digests it, then excretes the waste products out of its mouth in the form of lies.

i.e., a politician
Whorepocrite; How do find them? Walk into either house of congress and throw a fucking dart.
by zantimisfit July 10, 2010
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