whorepocrite 

An organism that converts money into lies. A whorpocrite has lobbying money inserted into its anus, reverse digests it, then excretes the waste products out of its mouth in the form of lies.

i.e., a politician

Whorepocrite; How do find them? Walk into either house of congress and throw a fucking dart.

whorepocrite by zantimisfit July 11, 2010

whoreporate 

Pronunciation Key -hohr-per-it, -prit

–adjective
1. One in a corporate position who basks in the glow of corporate culture, lifestyle, and policy.
2. One who is in a corporate atmosphere and thrives in the pomp and circumstance involved with such type of element.

"Ever since they moved Mel from retail into Merchandising, he's been soaking it up. He's putting everything into spreadsheets, buying office supplies... he's even bought a suit. I think he's really gone whoreporate."

whoreporate by Romel Autus December 1, 2006

whoreprocrite

(whore-pro-crit) Is a person, generally a female, who will attack or insult slutty or whore like women while the attacker themselves lives a whore-like life style.

Whore 1: OMG did you hear what Jenna called me for giving 3 guys a bj at once?

Whore 2: No, what did she say?

Whore 1: She called me a whore! She's slept with every guy in the city!

Whore 2: Wow! What a whoreprocrite!

whoreprocrite by Doctor Feel Ok June 27, 2012

Whorepocrisy

hypocritical slut

On Real Housewives of Atlanta Phaedra called Kenya a whore while Phaedra was cheating on Apollo. Cynthia decided her conduct was “Whorepocrisy.”

Whorepocrisy by Uncle Joosie December 2, 2020