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What The Dick 

What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.

What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.

If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".
What the dick Blaine; why did you just hit me the face?
What The Dick by WTDI August 26, 2012

What the Dick 

a replacement for fuck.Can be used in a positive manner or negative.
"yo what the dick,my car ran out of gas"
What the Dick by ObieWanBitches March 3, 2009

What the dick? 

A variation of "what the fuck?"

It is not commonly used, except by hipsters, art majors, and weird/odd people. Usually heard after a night of heavy drinking.
"Guys, what the dick? I think I left my wallet back at the bar"
What the dick? by Muchacho90 October 8, 2012

What the dick punch? 

Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!
Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"
What the dick punch? by Zratz3 November 8, 2015

what the dick you say 

what the dick you say by D4207 December 10, 2016

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
omg who dropped their hotdog?
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