A phrase used by nimrods who want to be "up beat" with the millennium’s technology advance by switching a technical term into a harsh question when they could just ask you nicely if something was bothering you.
"Geebuz d00d, what's your damage?"
"Mom, cut it out, you're scaring little Timothy."
by Phatal August 30, 2004
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the equivalent of asking about the size of a man's penis.

Damage dealt to any body openings with the penis
Johnny: What's your damage, Lee?
Lee: I have 2 inches of damage.
by Guy Montag September 10, 2004
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